turd

Definitions

  • WordNet 3.6
    • n turd obscene terms for feces
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Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
    • n turd A ball or lump of excrement; dung.
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Chambers's Twentieth Century Dictionary
    • n Turd turd a ball of dung.
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Etymology

Chambers's Twentieth Century Dictionary
A.S. tord.

Usage

In literature:

So saith a turlupin or a new start-up grub of my books, but a turd for him.
"Gargantua and Pantagruel, Complete." by Francois Rabelais
When I am confident there is no man almost in the City cares a turd for him, nor hath he brains to outwit any ordinary tradesman.
"Diary of Samuel Pepys, 1663" by Samuel Pepys
So saith a turlupin or a new start-up grub of my books, but a turd for him.
"Gargantua and Pantagruel, Book I." by Francois Rabelais
A turd on't, said the skipper to his preaching passenger, what a fiddle-faddle have we here?
"Gargantua and Pantagruel, Book IV." by Francois Rabelais
Also: looks pretty good compared to the turd shirt, doesn't it?
"Makers" by Cory Doctorow
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In poetry:

He jumped upon his sore backed horse
And galloped fast away
Oh! little heeded he or cared
What his dying turd would say.
"The Turds of the Scouts" by General George S Patton Jnr
Oh come home soon, I write to her.
Go fuck yourself, is her answer.
Now what is that, for Christian word?
I hope she feeds on dried goose turd.
"Ballad Of The Despairing Husband" by Robert Creeley

In news:

We, as a people are given the right to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
You can enter a primal, wild space where you sometimes do things you might not normally do, like squeeze turds between your fingers to see how fresh they are.
Adam Sandler Turd Sweeps The Razzie Awards.
Aerosmith debuted the new song "Legendary Child" on that thorny turd called American Idol last night.
Never kick a cow turd on a hot day.
Won't happen as long as Turd Blossom 's around.
Karl Rove, the Republican political savant George W Bush dubbed "Turd Blossom," has an election-week tradition worthy of his nickname: He dumps a load of manure on the American public and watches to see if it will flower.
Are you in possession of a suspected Bigfoot turd.
Here's the I-95 Comedy Break for Turds-Day.
"You don't think, do you, that a species such as humanity could forever be defined by such frivolity, that we'll spend millennia marveling at the sequin-covered turds of contemporary culture.".
W atching intently as my tugboat turd swirled to its inevitable doom, my thoughts strangely shifted to inventions .
"What child leaves home and then throws a turd in their basket.".
Rounding Up The Biggest Turds On The Net, Web, Whatever.
The Italian Smoke Squad, Kottonmouth Kings, Turd Hurdler, Psychopathic Rydas.
Strange Daze Tattoos and Banana 101.5 are teaming up to send one horribly tattooed person to Knot Fest and up to $300 in new ink to cover that turd.
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