• WordNet 3.6
    • v piss eliminate urine "Again, the cat had made on the expensive rug"
    • n piss informal terms for urination "he took a pee"
    • n piss liquid excretory product "there was blood in his urine","the child had to make water"
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Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary
  • Interesting fact: Joan of Arc was actually burned alive as a witch in 1431, and only considered a saint in the 20th century. (Them folks must be pissed to hear that)
    • v. t. & i Piss pĭs To discharge urine, to urinate; -- usually considered vulgar.
    • n Piss Urine.
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Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
  • Interesting fact: You can tell how a rabbit is feeling (emotion-wise) through the position of its ears. If the ears are standing tall, pointing forward, the rabbit is happy and curious. If the ears are laid completely flat on its back and are pointing backwards, the rabbit is more than likely pissed off or frightened. If one ear is halfway up and somewhat cocked towards you, and the other one is standing compeltely up, but facing away from you, then the rabbit is confused, and curious as to what the heck you're doing.
    • piss To discharge the fluid secreted by the kidneys and detained in the urinary bladder; urinate.
    • piss To eject as urine.
    • n piss Urine.
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Chambers's Twentieth Century Dictionary
    • v.i Piss pis to discharge urine or make water
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  • Lord Byron
    “Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss.”
  • Ernest Hemingway
    “You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.”
  • Karl Kraus
    “Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.”
  • Mal Pancoast
    “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”


Full of piss and vinegar - Someone who's full of piss and vinegar is full of youthful energy.


Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary
OE. pissen, F. pisser,; akin to It. pisciare, D. & G. pissen, Dan. pisse, Icel. pissa,
Chambers's Twentieth Century Dictionary
Fr. pisser; imit.


In literature:

Her demeanor resembles that of a puppy that has just been whipped for pissing on the new carpet.
"Wild Justice" by Ruth M. Sprague
Now I think on't, over all the fields where they piss, corn grows as fast as if the Lord had pissed there; they need neither be tilled nor dunged.
"Gargantua and Pantagruel, Complete." by Francois Rabelais
The bitch pissed and shit a bed, and she was fain to rise and had coals out of my chamber to dry the bed again.
"Diary of Samuel Pepys, 1665" by Samuel Pepys
That is horse piss and rotted straw, he thought.
"A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" by James Joyce
The Infant holding his little Instrument in both his hands, and continued pissing into the hotte water, fresh coole water.
"Hypnerotomachia" by Francesco Colonna
To dye bleeding is all one as if a man should dye pissing.
"The Unfortunate Traveller, or The Life Of Jack Wilton" by Thomas Nash
Gander, they say, doth each night piss a-bed: What is the cause?
"The Hesperides & Noble Numbers: Vol. 1 and 2" by Robert Herrick
Here's the young Rogue that drew upon us too, we have Rods in Piss for him, i'faith.
"The Works of Aphra Behn" by Aphra Behn
Home pissing in your pants, eh?
"The Saracen: The Holy War" by Robert Shea
Then he pissed on the threshold, and went away.
"Aino Folk-Tales" by Basil Hall Chamberlain

In poetry:

read books
see my friends
get pissed-off
have a Pepsi disappear
"10 Things I Do Every Day" by Ted Berrigan
Gramercy, Sirs, ye're in the right;
Prescriptions all can sell,
But he that does not eat can't sh*
Or piss if good drink fail.
"The Wandering Pilgrim" by Matthew Prior
Watch out for games, the actor's part,
the speech planned, known, given,
for they will give you away
and you will stand like a naked little boy,
pissing on your own child-bed.
"Admonitions To A Special Person" by Anne Sexton
Methinks I see you, newly risen
From your embroider'd Bed and pissing,
With studied mien and much grimace,
Present yourself before your glass,
To vanish and smooth o'er those graces,
You rubb'd off in your Night Embraces.
"Portsmouth's Looking Glass" by Lord John Wilmot

In news:

They are really pissed off at Wells Fargo.
Ozzy Osbourne pissed on the Alamo.
Connor's officially pissed everyone off.
Pissed Jeans with M Ax Noi Mach.
So since we all like these things, come hang out with WKDU at the upcoming Pissed Jeans show.
According to the Huffington Post a growing number of people and more directly Feminist are " pissed " about the clever urinals (pun totally intended).
' Pissed Off' Renney: We Beat Ourselves.
Young voters less " pissed off" after election.
OK, now I'm pissed off.
Campbell ' pissed off' about criticism.
Lil' Wayne Thinks A ' Pissed Off' Jury Is Why He Lost His Lawsuit.
The Bill Bondsmen are pissed off.
I Still Have a Lot to Say, Still Get Pissed Off and Still Believe in Love.
The Keystone XL Pipeline and Why "You Oughta Be Pissed ".
' Pissed ' about bin Laden funeral.